Here is a blonde joke for ya all ;
2 Blondes are walking through some woods when they come across some tracks,
one blonde turns and says "they are deer tracks",
"rubbish" says the other one " they are Elk tracks",
"dont be stupid" says the 1st blonde "we dont get Elk over here, they are deer tracks",
"nope, Elk " argues the other one again.
They are still standing there arguing when the Train comes along and runs them both over

Just told my wife that joke and she didn't get it!! Yep, she's blonde!!

Damo