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[iain1775]

i will polish my apples so they are nice and shiny and i will blow my own trumpet then lol 

theres a boy down the gym will do that for you

[bong69uk]

lol that actually made me have a wee chuckle there iain.   
The banter is neverending eh 

[Electrogiirl]

More lol lol lol.  Who cares if this thread goes totally off topic?  It's making me laugh so much - him indoors is looking at me in such a quizzical manner at me snickering  like a loon! hehehehe

Iain that was sharp man! 

[marki3boy]

I think I’ll quote myself here.

The advertising spiel was right, this bike inspires confidence.

I don’t give a phuque if it cracks, I’ll get it re-welded, powder coated pink, call it Susan, divorce the missus and marry it!

[Electrogiirl]

I think I’ll quote myself here.

I wanna marry mine too ... I think we've had this discussion before on another thread.  A picture of a girl kissing her bike and stories about men being arrested for carrying out certain 'acts' with theirs or somesuch ...

[iain1775]

Bong - yeah man I got you covered twice over now dude!!
That'll teach ya for threatening my mate Damo, him of the Meta with Saint George crossed swingarm

Iain that was sharp man!  

glad you liked it, even if it was a private joke between me and Bong relating to nothing on here but something he said elsewhere yesterday

[Electrogiirl]

That's as maybe.  I don't know the story, but the answer is funny anyway! 

[damo]

Bong - yeah man I got you covered twice over now dude!!
That'll teach ya for threatening my mate Damo, him of the Meta with Saint George crossed swingarm

glad you liked it, even if it was a private joke between me and Bong relating to nothing on here but something he said elsewhere yesterday

 

Damo

[Russalf]

I loved my 1st meta until it cracked.

I loved me 2nd meta until it cracked.

I love my 3rd meta, until it cracks.

I no longer love my 3rd meta, its cracked on all the welds around the shock/linkage mounts.

[Electrogiirl]

I no longer love my 3rd meta, its cracked on all the welds around the shock/linkage mounts.

Oh dear ... this post has kind of stopped the hilarity in its tracks. 

[Ant]

I like my cracked mini tbh..

Was soooo smooth over some real smooth fun doubles yesterday. a nice little 8 pack with a hip half way.. Had to boost the last one as i had lost a bit of speed.

[common charlie]

A Bloke looking to buy a dog visits the house of somone selling a dog for £10.
When he turns up at the door the owner opens the door and the buyer is greeted by the dog sitting in the corridor.
The dog says "hello".
The buyer says "***k me a talking dog!"
The owner says " thats not the half of it. It told me that it can do the ironing, the washing up and it can also load the dishwasher"
Buyer "look, i feel bad about only giving you £10 for that dog. It's worth much more than that.Let me give you £50"
Owner "you don't undersatnd..."
Buyer" ?
Owner "look at the state of the kitchen...... It's a lying b&&^%*d!"


Now that's funny. 

[iain1775]

Apologies in advance to anyone from over the water -

Paddys wife goes the doctor complaining that in 10 years of marriage she has never had an orgasm.
The Doctor advises here to relax more and maybe use a fan to keep her cool during sex. Paddy however refuses to pay money to buy a fan and asks his mate to wave a towel while they make love, but she still didnt orgasm
Next day the wife asks if they can swop over, so Paddy's mate makes love to her whilst Paddy waves the towel.
After 20 minutes of the best sex she ever had she has a mind blowing orgasm.
Paddy looks at his mate and says....
 "and that old son is how to flap a f**kin' towel"

[KRON]

 

I hear that there are no more 2009 Small VIP 666 frames left. So any more broken ones should be replaced with a 2010.

[bong69uk]

Here is a blonde joke for ya all ;

2 Blondes are walking through some woods when they come across some tracks,
one blonde turns and says "they are deer tracks",
"rubbish" says the other one " they are Elk tracks",
"dont be stupid" says the 1st blonde "we dont get Elk over here, they are deer tracks",
"nope, Elk " argues the other one again.

They are still standing there arguing when the Train comes along and runs them both over